do you ever read the back of a novel and feel well that's all I need to know.?



anyway if I ever wrote a novel:



THE LAST SANDWICH

OR: A BOY CALLED CUSTARD

A FICTITIOUS NOVEL OF FICTION BY A man CALLED dave



a boy with a rediculous name; named by accident when his father in the dilirium of joy at the birth of his son reached for novel names for boys but inedvertently picked up nouvelle cuisine for boys,

Abandoned as a child, Custard was saved from a life of hunger and ridicule by a merry but austere band of wandering caterers who brought him up as one of their own, teaching them all they knew about life and sandwiches.

But now tragedy beckons; in the year of the great flour crisis a mysterious stranger from the past threatens Custard's happy life and now he must break free and fend once more for himself, but will the skills learned from his rescuers prove sufficient against the gathering forces of darkness and stuff or will it prove to be....the last sandwich?



'a fiction wirer's fiction' - the daily smail

'if you only read one book this year, don't read this one'- the catering courier

'what on earth are we talking about?'- the man who wandered in from the street.