I can pretty much guaruntee (although I think I can't spell it, at least I think I can't), that whenever I cut my hair it gets colder, every time often it snows or hails , there was hail the other day......

now when you cut your hair you can also pretty much gurauntee that,,, jsut a minute wheres that spelkcek???? guarantee, indeed I can remember lookingit up in my etymological diktonary similar basis as waranty it seems soewhere along the linguistic line w and g got confwuised or at least became exchangeable as in gumboot or wumboot well no not that, anyway I cant be bothered to finish the original anecdote .