Wednesday, 26 March 2008
wind and waves
A few minutes before this photo I was sketching in the sunshine! then white- out!! really dramatic weather, then off for a walk in the countryside sunshine and snow, very nice.
PRESENTING:
WARM CUSTARD FOR THE SOUL
you've read the self help books; they didn't help: you're depressed, you have spots and one leg is shorter than the other and you are unsure about when and how to use semi colons; you are in big trouble- but help is at hand; Warm Custard for the Soul is guaranteed to at least appear briefly to be the answer you have been longing for , short simple chapters with no long words, this book will show you the secret to that warm glow that only fresh custard can give.
Learn how custard enabled the ancient tribes of Mexico to defeat their ancient and implacably hostile enemies;
Learn the secret of the first meal eaten by the first man on the moon-yes it was indeed warm custard, will it provide the key to time and space travel, will it cure the common cold and many other ailments which have plagued mankind like a plague?
discover the secret of a warmer mellower lifestyle today ; read
Warm Custard For the Soul you won't regret it. Available from all good sellers of all kinds of stuff.
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
beach reflections
Saturday, 8 March 2008
chronicles of a boy called custard
WHAT'S FOR AFTERS? ; return of a boy called Custard.
Crash landing on a distant planet after mistaking an alien space ship for a modern toilet and trying but failing to wash his hands (tyif that wasn't a urinal what was it?) in the hyperdrive, Custard finds himself lost beneath the vast city if Gilli, threatened by a race or very annoying talking worms, Custard is rescued by a Space Cucumber, the beautiful but indecisive Taet Lett, drawn into an ancient but largely benign conflict between a race of intelligent Moles and the vicious but polite priesthood of UGg, Custard must now decide between the love for the increasingly irritating princess and his new found love fro the strangely appealing if largely disgusting cuisine of her avowed enemies the Bla Mons. Will Custard ever find his way home or even to a toilet he understand and which understand him, or will he spend the remainder of his lonely days asking anyone who will listen: What's For Afters?